She watches a series like I do. Start on episode one, sit and stare until series finale. We'll talk and exchange notes and thoughts about storyline and the like, but she frequently asks me what's going to happen next. "Watch and find out" I usually respond, not wanting to spoil anything for her.
Since most of the stuff we watch is out of my collection, I've usually seen it first. However, in the case of the recently departed Lost, I'm actually clueless. I don't watch TV on TV, so it's not the kind of thing where I just catch a random episode here and there.
That said I've decided to tease her by being as annoying as possible.
The project is, in the course of watching Lost, I'm going to ask her questions about EVERYTHING. And really stupid questions at that.
Why's that man in bamboo?
Who's dog is that?
Were they in a plane crash?
Is the man Jack a doctor?
Is that pregnant lady gonna have a space baby?
Who's that fat guy? Why's he so fat?
Why's that old man looking majestically out into the ocean?
Is that a hobbit?
Why's that hobbit's feet so small?
Do plane wings really explode when they fall fifteen feet and hit sand?
Are they gonna do it?
What does that fat guy eat so much of?
I don't like that bitch. Do you like that bitch? I don't like that bitch.
Does the Asia man do karate?
Why would you let the fat guy handle the food?
What's that movin' trees around? A dinosaur? Is this a dinosaur island?
Is it a tyrannosaurus rex?
twenty minutes down, all but twenty minutes of six years left to go.
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